“We like to think we are as nimble and responsive to change as a much smaller company.”
“Looks more like panic.”
“No, we don’t panic, we are just responsive and adaptable!”
“Come on, you respond to the slightest change with mass unplanned ad-hoc changes.”
“It isn’t panic at all. We’re just fast and agile, like one of those tech startup places.”
“Why can I hear screaming”
AAAARRRGGHHHH! Our sales projevtions are out by 3%!!

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