“Gasp! Rude Puppy Kickers(tm) secretly posted something nice about themselves in the comments of a critical blog! How did they think they could get away with Astroturfing?!”
“But wasn’t it just one comment?”
“I was posted on three different blogs. That’s a major fail, the whole story was posted to another blog too!”
“That’s hardly a whole Astroturf. An Astrotuft perhaps? Or Astrograss. Maybe an Astroshoot?”
“WHAT?! Using a different username DOESN’T make you anonymous?!”