“I love Facetime, I can video call all my friends! If you had an iPhone I could Facetime with you too!”
“I’m on Skype, can’t you use that?”
“Facetime is better, it works great on my iPad as well.”
“How do you talk to your friends who don’t have Apple products?”
“I don’t call those people ‘friends'”
iMessage looks so cool, I bet it kills SMS!