“There are too many people talking about the Super Bowl on my Twitter account today. Wish they would shut up, I don’t care about the Super Bowl.”
“Must be hard to see other people talk about stuff they like when you aren’t interested in it too.”
“Sorry, what did you say? Was posting a tweet about how un-Australian all that padding they wear is.”
“I liked you guys more when you agreed with me.”

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