“God damn Obama. I’m moving to Australia, they won’t take my guns. I’m going before Obama turns our health care into Communism and makes us all gay.”
“I thought Australia had strong gun laws? They do have free health care.”
“Crap. At least their president is a God fearing Christian who stands by what he says.”
“The Prime Minister is a woman. Who’s an atheist. And she isn’t married. And there is no president, it’s a monarchy.”
“…We are talking about that place where that Hitler guy came from, right?”

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