2012 Republican Exodus


Failing at Escaping Socialist Healthcare

Failing at Escaping Socialist Healthcare

Moving Plans

I’m moving to Australia, because their president is a Christian and actually supports what he says.

This news will come as a surprise to most people who live here, as we have a Prime Minister, not a president, and she is a woman, an atheist and not married to her long-term partner.

In the wake of Obama’s victory in the 2012 presidential election, some distraught Republicans have decided that a constitutional monarchy with free healthcare and strong gun laws would make the ideal place to escape communism and gay marriage. If this exodus ever happens, I am sure that there will be some surprised new arrivals.

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