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Raw, Unprocessed Data

Posted on August 20, 2014 by Supposed Ninja
Larger than a data puddle, less convenient than a data mart

Larger than a data puddle, less convenient than a data mart

This week saw Gartner telling everyone to jump in a data lake and the need to clean up and organise your data being a thing. It is almost as if the quality and management of data some how relates to the value you can derive from it.

Posted in Big Data | Tagged Data Lake

Dodging the Paper Trail

Work

According to someone I met, apparently ‘Agile’ means making decisions quickly without recording why. Continue reading →

Aug 18 14 Supposed Ninja Work

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Users are Humans Too

Social Media

So Facebook did some human subject research, but this time made the critical error of publishing in an acedemic journal. Continue reading →

Jun 29 14 Supposed Ninja Social Media

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Numbers Sure Are Confusing

Search

Even with enhanced campaigns, Google is still dealing with dropping CPCs. And people keep on wanting to talk about mobile ads… Continue reading →

May 23 14 Supposed Ninja Search

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Oculus Face Rift Book

Media

At least in the short term, Facebook may have done Sony and other virtual reality headset newcomers a real favour by strangling the new born Oculus Rift. Continue reading →

Mar 28 14 Supposed Ninja Media

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The phrase "Purported SocMed & Digital Marketing Guru" was first seen in the wild in a job ad. It is a bizarre job title and an absurd concept, kind of like a lot of other things to come from the professional side of the Internet.

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