Sorry, I can't hear you over the eulogising
Steve Jobs resigned today. Thought I should mention it just incase you didn’t know yet. Otherwise this comic won’t make much sense.
However if you are a tech company, today is a good day to:
- Release a profit warning
- Announce anti-consumer privacy changes
- Disclose bad sales figures
- Stop producing a tablet
- Lay off tech staff
- Lose $500 Million over controversial advertisers
- Push back release dates
- Discontinue an OS before it was released
Today is a bad day to:
- Launch a new mobile music service
- Announce a partnership
- Release positive sales figures
- Talk up great new updates
- Cool photo filters for a Social media platform
- Add Daily Deals for a successful product on a popular platform