“Google is turning off one of their oldest methods of link analysis! I hope it isn’t anchor text.”
“They are not using anchor text anymore? How will I make my sites rank now?”
“Well, they didn’t actually say that…”
“OMGWTFBBQ WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING WITH MY LIFE! MY LINKS ARE WORTHLESS!!!!!”
“NOT MY LINKS!!!!!!! AAARRRRGGGHHH!!!”