“It’s unfair, my stuff was moderated! I’ve been posting hundreds of comments, and brought my thousands of friends to this site too!”
“What did you post?”
“‘First’. I was going to come back and add more though, I just wanted the first spot.”
“That’s a useless thing to post. Why do it in the first place?”
“So more people could see it, obviously. It’s the best way. I was going to link off a pile of videos too.”
“Hang on, no-one else here does that. How does that help anyone?”
“They can see even more of my stuff! I have a lot of content you know. Anyway, I have better stuff to do.”
“Didn’t you sat this was the best thing all decade?”
“That was last week.”