Oh wait, you are still here...
The penultimate rapture question. The ultimate is when they ask the guy who predicted it why he is still here.
The rapture has come and gone, and either it didn’t actually happen, or true Christians are in such low numbers, no-one noticed. The interesting story is just how far and wide this particular doomsday prediction spread. I suspect it was because absurd pronouncements are great material for humour. Especially if they are going to be wrong, and come from a media personality. Hubris is hilarious.